Saturday, February 9, 2013

It will be a moving experience, gushing with pleasure with the feeling of immediate relief.  It's like a spiritual enema leaving one empty of all sins and feeling "born again" while suffering an introspective pornographic moment.  Sort of a "Devil made me do it excuse".
Given the opportunity, we can show Ted Nugent's colon who's boss.
LaVendar Hankey meets a man, sucks the life out of him then throws away the pulp.
T. Fud Pucker Tucker's twisted habit of tormenting retired ladies came to a sad end one morning  when he chanced to anger a psychotic ex-employee of Rectol labs, who subsequently introduced his rectum to the intimate acquaintance of a medium-sized stainless steel rotating cleaver.  R.I.P.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for a virtuous woman.
                           BOB THE CHICKEN

Monday, February 4, 2013

Ecstacy Fuchs was new at this prison thing, within 3 days of his arrival he was buggered and hospitalized.  He felt frightened and confused. But the moment he laid eyes on #472825994,  his muscular hospital attendant he became a prisoner of love."