Then vs now

 OWWW DAMN IT! Flaumina Untergasser wailed after being attacked by a flying mackerel.

Sometimes a twin brother and sister feel compelled to just be themselves even if it means from head to toenails and sacrificing ethereal beauty and flogging each others flagging spirits.

 

       𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢: 𝔐𝔞𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 ℜ𝔢𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔰

            ℭ𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔱

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Some puppers are born with with about four times as much original sin in them as the average pupper.

 

 

 

                               OOOPS!

 

 

 

It was bound to happen eventually...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sex is the liquid center of the great Newberry fruit of friendship.

 

 

He developed a little more savoir faire than intended.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not in the mood to shit butterflies, and piss rainbows today...

 

Too few people spontaneously combust, but this looks like an opportunity in the making. 

 Hope his parents used this opportunity to point out to him that violence begets violence, and sometimes the victim will fight back resulting in knocking your little ass off in the bargain.

 His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion, and burst forth like a shining beacon into the night!

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, human thingy, you strapped yourself into the Zero-9-toilet activated suction mechanism, and ended up here? Whatchoo want from me?