I always keep a weapon handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

     One shot to the kisser and that's all she wrote.

                Yup, there is more fish in the sea.

           I think there is an invasion of spiders.....

                             Kill me, kill me now.

        Till death do us part and then forever after

 

                     Did thee feel the earth move?

Braces will improve your smile dearie and make your bite 100 % more satisfying.

                       YOU HISS ME OFF !

I'm not interested in centimeters, just measure it in inches.

   Yep.  It's a vagina alright.  Clean shaven and all.

ROCKET MAN.  He has two expressions  indignation and indigestion.

                     Why I never ride the subway.

In a patriarchal society, it is common for the male to supply a "sugar tit" to those in need.

This is all that you are.  The brain and the central nervous system

                          America's got talent

       "The bedbugs said to save the roaches some" 

I've lived this long because I never smoked or drank nor touched a girl til I was eleven years old.

Did it hurt?  Depends on his threshold of pain.

I can't tell you how encouraging a thing like this is.

                                   SURPRISE!

She kept herself company through part of that insomniac night with a short story called "The Rings of the Scribe.