Parental guidance suggested.

          Lead-lined coffins called a health risk.

Woman convicted of killing three griping and complaining diners in the Chop-Chop restaurant.

Study finds students often fall through the cracks.

 
 Police consider the pumpkin's death suspicious.

              Homicide is nature's plan for you.

                    I prefer flambè to cremation.

                      Something farted....

That awkward moment when some one I hate is still breathing.

Add four drops to his drink and you will have earned yourself a super sparkly day.

I'll scratch your ass off and suck out your eyeballs and eat your liver then rip out your heart because I'm baaaaaad!

 
He's persona non gratis.  The metamorphosis of cool.

 "Let us turn on the post-trauma make believe" said the pseudosophisticated glamorous moon.

            Provoking mental illness and insanity...

To attract evil spirits or bad luck to an enemy all you need is a fat pinch of Dark Arts Powder dropped in the pocket of your intended target.

 We tell everyone things we wouldn't tell anyone else.

Well, ain't this rather crude with an adorable touch of the medieval ?

I was suffering an introspective spleen venting fit that resulted in homicide.

Open the door!  I can show you how to put the fun in mentally dysfunctional.

 
The first principle's of friendship is sharing and trust.

Subhuman's have learned to bathe, wear shoes, and eat their neighbor's behind closed doors.