MARS ATTACKS!

     Some call it candyland, I call it rural Iowa.
(Quite a find Vikki)

I can't believe this is what babies look like before you glue all the skin on

               Let mama cop a little feelie boobie doll.

Nadia, was once Timofey's girlfriend when she was an 18 year old rebel with painted claws.

            Let's turn on post trauma make-believe!

Wanted:  brisk young ballerina with feather duster for conversation and light housekeeping , must be quick and stay on your toes.

I often click my tongue; it's my only  revenge.

           Get out and take your mucus with you!

Canned cheeseburger!  So tasteless!  So lacking in nutrition!  The meat processed by the local morgue, the vegetation  molded from mashed paste from left over tomato and lettuce parts.  Probably the most unattractive sustenance to come out of a can since potted meat.  Can't wait for a bite of this mess!
 Thanks to Vikki for this tasty treat.

Another find by Vikki.

Nice one Vikki.

                       Over thinking can kill you.

                  Candied yams enjoying the beach.

My magical crystal balls tells me you're full of shit.

I see now these will be a big hit since the penile sleeve is open at the bottom to accommodate pee-peeing.  Aw, the wonders of progress.

All hail the little king, after all, a zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.  This may be the purpose of the universe.